Skydiving Humor
You know you're a skydiver when...
- You drive a beaten-up car because you really need that new canopy more.
- You have no idea what is happening on the weekends in your town.
- You have more pairs of Tevas than you do sneakers.
- You catch yourself flaking the bed instead of making it
- You name your dog 'Toggles"
- You look at your VCR and think "Hmmm, that's gotta be worth a few jumps."
- You forget to lower your voice when talking to your jumper friends in a restaurant about the weekend's lost dildos, loose legstraps and lack of penetration
- You love the smell of "Jet A" in the morning!
- Your "work' clothes have grippers.
- You try to convince the State Trooper that your "D" license allows you to do ANYTHING.
- Your log book is thicker than any book you've ever read.
- You stop by the New River Gorge Bridge and take a took. All the others are saying damn, look how high it is and you're saying damn, look how low it is'.
- When you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost.
- When seeing seats in a twin otter gives you the willies.
- When you log a jump on December 25 and the fact it is Christmas doesn't enter your mind.
- Your six year old son can teach the first jump course.
- You put your arms down and back in a full track when running down stairs.
- When you wake up with a mean hangover in a tent, the first thing you check is your rig. Then the person sleeping next to you.
- You find yourself mentally telling the pilot when to flare while landing on a commercial flight.
- Your thinking about taking all the but the driver's seats out of your car.
- Your favorite movie in the world is just over sixty seconds long.
- Your friends look at the sky and say, "look at all those clouds", and you say, "look at all those holes".
- You can't think of a better way to relax other than falling 10,000 feet.
- You have ridden in a plane hundreds of times but don't know what it's like to land in one yet.